Mark claimed he wasn`t able to please Paris in the bedroom due to his small penis: "I`m Irish, man. I got the curse...I did my best...it was sloppy, you know, 3AM." Howard asked if Paris laughed at his penis, but Mark denied it: "She didn`t laugh at me. She sort of ran screaming." Mark explained that it was a one-night stand: "I don`t think either of us was looking for this long-term, let`s-ride-off-into-the-sunset kind of a thing."