A CASE OF SISTERLY LOVE
Howard had Epony and Jaycee, 23-year-old twins who work as strippers and enjoy having sex with each other, into the studio. Jaycee told Howard she and Epony were always close and she
even taught Epony how to masturbate when they were 9. Jaycee went on to acknowledge what she does with her sister might be taboo, but she still finds something “beautiful” about
it. Epony then reported their mother found out about their relationship when she walked in on them while they were having sex at the age of 12. Jaycee also noted she and Epony have 15-year-old twin sisters as well, but they’re not sure if they’ll be included in their relationship when they turn 18.
ADDING A FRIEND TO THE MIX
Howard wondered if the girls ever had a threesome with a man, but they said they hadn’t. However, Jaycee commented they’ve been with each other while men have watched. Jaycee
said she lost her v*rginity when she was 17 and that Epony watched the proceedings from another room. After Epony explained she was just “checking in” on her sister that night, the girls introduced their
latest “toy,” a hot blonde named Summer. Although Summer acknowledged she’s had sex with both of the sisters, Jaycee told Howard that, despite the fact they all stayed in the same hotel room last night, nothing really happened because they needed to be up so early for the show.
IS IT CROSSING THE LINE?
When a caller suggested that two sisters being together wasn’t a turn-on for him, Howard wanted to see if his theory was true by having Jaycee and Epony make out. After the girls removed their tops and kissed, Fred commented he
couldn’t deal with “the sister thing,” while Artie acknowledged he felt the same way “on some level.” Howard responded to the act, though, by saying he knows sisters being intimate with each other is wrong, yet he still found it exciting.
Because of their sexual relationship, Howard asked the twins if they had rough childhoods, but they assured him they didn’t. When Howard asked Summer the same question, she replied she now has a relationship with both of her divorced parents, but she emancipated herself when she was 16 from her mother because of the boyfriend she had at the time.
DOUBLE THE SYBIAN’S PLEASURE
As Gary was preparing Jaycee and Epony for their double-Sybian ride, Howard
pointed out that Fred had walked out of the studio. Once the girls were situated, Gary turned up the
machine’s speed and Artie said it was so powerful that he could feel
it shaking from his seat. Although Jaycee didn’t have an orgasm on the Sybian, Epony yelled out, “I just f’ing nutted,” which she explained meant she was able to “finish.”
Summer then got on the Sybian and repeated “oh, sh*t” over and over
from the moment her ride started. Following her orgasm, Summer reported she was
“dizzy and weak” from the machine, which led Gary to suggest they start positioning the Sybian next to the couch so the girls don’t fall when walking back to it in their stunned, post-ride states.
NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT
When Fred came back into the studio, he told Howard he had to urinate and decided to do so when he did
because he wasn’t interested in seeing Jaycee and Epony together on the Sybian. Although Artie again commented he understood Fred’s stance, he admitted he wouldn’t have been able to leave while the girls were on the Sybian.
HOW TO RUIN THE MOOD
A caller wanted to know if Gary was wearing his headgear while the girls were on the Sybian, but Gary responded he wasn’t because everything happened so quickly. As Howard
insisted that Gary start keeping his beekeeper’s mask by the Sybian to avoid the problem in the future, he replied Jaycee and Epony were looking at him like he was “a piece of sh*t.” However, Epony assured Gary that wasn’t the case, reminding him that she gave him a lap dance at a club upstate a few years ago.